Yung Goof - The Water Park Lyrics

(Yeah)
It's Jennifer's birthday, couldn't be more excited
I'm weird as shit, can't believe I was invited
We going to the water park
Gonna make some bubbles cause of underwater farts
We get there and there was a shit ton of Mexicans
But they're my favorite race, so for me this is excellent
They know how to party, I breathe in the air
Phew frijoltes everywhere
Jennifer yells out let's go into the wave pool and swim
I think oh shit there's something that I haven't told them
I'm uncomfortable with my body
I wear a swim shirt to hide it
I reveal my swim shirt thinking no one will care
But dammit I was wrong they all started to stare
Jennifer said come on take it off, we're getting in the water
I say"uh yeah I'm ready
After a painfully long awkward silence
We went to the wave pool and we all dove right in
I need to make them laugh so they will think I'm harder
Cause right now I'm sure they think I couldn't be softer
I come up with a joke, say hey guys listen"Why are Mexicans so good at swimming?"
Somebody says"Do not finish that sentence"
The smile on my face completely diminished
Shit need something new, think, think
I could fake drown and sink, sink
No that's not good, I need to be smarter
Then I see one of those water fountains that stick out of the water
Thought it'd be funny if I sat on it
But the water came at my butthole, splashing it
They all started laughing oh my god it is working
Everyone in the pool was laughing but also a little worried
There was so much pressure on my butthole
Some water starts to leak in oh god, uh oh
I don't want to have an enema
So I just start clenching up
I started pushing to deflect the water from my anus
But I think I pushed too hard, and this next part is outrageous
It wasn't a joke, I swear to God I wasn't trying
But a little poop came out and I almost started crying
I hop off of the fountain and catch it from outside my pants
I couldn't let it float, shit I gotta make a plan
I sadly come to the realization
That there was only one spot that I could place it
But I had found it, I had found the loophole
I just stuck it right back up in my poophole
I looked up and come to my surprise
Everyone was staring at me mouth open wide
They had seen the whole thing including me catching it
They saw me holding back my tears when I was pressing it up
I was too distracted to see them watching my reaction
This will forever be the pool that young goof crapped in
Then all of a sudden, a little kid in the pool threw up
Everyone screamed and started to run
What have I done, this can't be real
All of the little girls panicked, and they squealed
I get out of the pool and decided to dart
I could still hear them gagging as I ran to my car
A fart slipped out, they heard it no doubt
God damn it, why didn't I just fake drown?