Yung Goof - Stinky Pinky Lyrics

(It's Yung Goof hahahaha)

Found myself going to this girls place
She invited me for her f*ckin' birthday
I'm excited cause I kinda like her
If I was in the army, then I would f*cking write her
I get there and come to my surprise
There wasn't any girls there wasn't any guys
It was just her and she was looking fine
I thought gah damn this the best night of my life

We rushed up the stairs she knew I was finna pork it
This'll be a night that she will never forget
In her bedroom said howdy sailor I'm your captain
She said I'm excited for this trip I wonder what'll happen
Everything good, we start to make out
Then we trip and fall onto her couch
It was going well, she even touched my thingy
Then all of a sudden, I got stinky pinkied

I got stinky pinkied
I got sticky pinkied
I got stinky pinkied
Oh no, no no no no

I got stinky pinkied
I got sticky pinkied
I got stinky pinkied
Oh no, no no no no

Pulled away fast was painful
I was shocked her fingy went anal
If this was a dude it could be fatal
But she was a woman so I was unable
Lord give me strength I need to be cleaner
My back door has been trespassed by a finger
I wanted to go home I need to call my mom
Not for a ride so I can get calm

I told her what the f*ck why'd you insert my butt?
She said what? I said what?
You did the unspeakable that's what
Even if it was Abby Elliot, I wouldn't do it
Can't believe this happened
That hole is meant for crappin
Stuck it in the old rinky-dinky
Guess what I got stinky pinkied

I got stinky pinkied
I got sticky pinkied
I got stinky pinkied
Oh no, no no no no

I got stinky pinkied
I got sticky pinkied
I got stinky pinkied
Oh no, no no no no

I got stinky pinkied
I got sticky pinkied
I got stinky pinkied
Oh no, no no no no