Yung Goof - My Dick Lyrics

"Yeah"

"I'm the penis from phoenix, the hog from Prague"

"I'm the huge pork from New York
The girth from Earth
The bone of Rome
I'm that willy from Philly".

(It's Yung Goof)
(Hahahaha)

Little fact about me I have tiny ass hands
And There's a stupid rumor that there's a relation to my stan
From palm to middle finger, my hands are 5 inches
But that has nothing to do with how long my dick is

I've got a Johnson, got a python dick
A long stick, hot dog dick, big dong, and a rocket
All of this to say, my dick is humongous
King Kong Rick of all dicks, man I have the longest

When I was born, all the doctors were a gasp
Apparently, I possessed the biggest dick ever had
A fetal anomaly. Almost ungodly
I weighed 8lbs not including my body

And as I grew up so did my dick, immensely
By 7 I had the biggest wiener in history
I gave up and I stopped counting at 14
And guess what? I was only 14!

A boner makes my brains get a blood deficit
When I drop my pants, the women get reverent
They bow to my hammer sayin' that its heaven-sent
You know I've got a mutha f*ckin' dick like an elephant

Oh yeah, I'm three legged
Even a specialist said my dick set a precedent
I can put in a bow, I can tie it in a knot
Where do I put it when I walk you ask?
I tuck it in my sock

I have a confession I've hid
Cause the truth is this
When I was born the doctor said my joe was egregious
They had to break to my mom that I had a micro-penis

It's true current dicks less than an inch
Hard is what I meant
The ladies love me until they have to see it
And sometimes they don't, they say,
"where is your penis?"

There're transplants, so that is an option
But I'm really not sure I want somebody else's Johnson
This is f*cked up, I have a boo-boo dick
Maybe I should just date Asians they're used to it

But I have a micro-penis not just a small dick
What will I do? I'm running out of options
It's to the point where I've considered a strap on
F*ck my dick I wish I had a black one