Yung Goof - I'm Potentially Black Lyrics

I have a white mother, I have a white father
I am so white, talking white, like Walter
But I fully believe there's a plausibility that
I still have hope, bitch, I'm potentially black
Now I know to you that may sound silly (Silly silly)
I have two white arms, two white legs, and a tiny willy
But I have an argument, and though it's not probable
Still, me becoming black isn't completely impossible
So laugh it up, and tell me I have lost my mind
But I promise you, you cannot prove that I am not right
Never has his story lied in John F. Kennedy's time
It's hard to deny Michael Jackson wasn't potentially white
But he was, nonetheless, God damn it, that's a fact
So why the hell can I not be potentially black
We live in this world that's full of endless possibilities
So how can you tell me that I'm not black, ahem, potentially
Science becomes more and more advanced by the day
What if in 2053, new technology is made
That can somehow make your face and your body's skin color change
And everyone has the option to go and choose their own race
I have a white mother
I have a white father
I am so white, talking white like Walter
But I fully believe there's a plausibility that
I still have hope, bitch, I'm potentially black
Some of y'all might ask Yung Goof can you please tell me why
You'd rather be black instead of white
I have a million reasons why, the first one being that I
Could just close my eyes at night
And then none of y'all could ever find me
I'm no longer wearing them tight jeans
There'd be no more overpriced weed
Won't feel awkward saying, brother
Smothered in that cocoa butter
Black woman as lovers, they'd all finally like me
Worst part would sadly be having ashy knees
Just kidding
It would actually be a white cop putting a cap in me
Laughably low-key, I'm chattering completely out my ass
Aw, jeez, I'm really not sure I can actively
Be saying half these things
And deep down, it'd be cool for me to say the N-word
Not the hard R, though
I would never say (Noo)
Because it is every white man's dream
To be able to enter your homie's house
I'd walk in and say, sup, my (Noo)
I have a white mother
I have a white father
I am so white, talking white like Walter
But I fully believe there's a plausibility that
I still have hope, bitch, I'm potentially black