Yung Goof - I went on an Acid Trip Lyrics

Have you ever tripped man?
Have you ever tripped man?
(It's Yung Goof hahahahaha)
Yesterday went on an acid trip
It was so awesome though I thought I had a massive dick
In reality it's tiny sub-reality it's giant
If you've never taken acid before then you should f*ckin' try it
Yesterday went on an acid trip
It was so awesome though I thought I had a massive dick
In reality it's tiny sub-reality it's giant
If you've never taken acid before then you should f*ckin' try it
Popped a tab leaned back
Watchin' Drake and Josh in the lab
In a blink I fell asleep
And when I woke up everything was green
My eyes were all dazy the TV looked amazing
I'm trippin' balls thinkin' this shit is crazy
Then I looked down and you wouldn't believe it
I tripped so hard that I had a giant penis
Then suddenly a portal door appeared
I said what the hell might as well go see what's up in here
I stood up and my shoes left the ground
The portal sucked me in and I started fallin' down
But I landed in a beautiful meadow
Saw a human frog and he said ello
I'm Uncle Gary the talking frog
Come and take a seat so you can meet my pod
I looked at ten tadpoles standing around
One of them said run but Uncle Gary said sit down
Then he said alright who wants to play a game with me
No one was raising their hand except for me
He said perfect here are the rules to the game
I'll get naked if you can guess my last name
A tadpole groaned we have the same last name stupid
Uncle Gary dropped his pants and said surprise you win
The tadpoles all screamed I said what the f*ck
Then he started dancin' and shakin' his butt
We all ran away he was screamin' and chasin
He said I'll find you no matter where you're racin
After seeing a naked frog I think I'm gonna hurl
He exposed himself to the minors of the frog world
No time for that though I need to be runnin
Uncle Gary's on my heels gotta gun it
I eventually fled him and after I was far away
I looked around and ran into a dark cave
Once I walked inside the entrance closed behind me
Then the ghost of Susan B Anthony surprised me
Aha I got you son of Adam hooray
I looked confused and she said do you know my name?
I'm Susan B Anthony defeater of men
I said oh yeah I read about you way back when
She said oh really? What did I do?
I scratched my head and said I have no clue
Her eyes filled with fire she called me a liar
Something to do with women rights I inquired
Something to do with? She yelled
I gave women the right to vote and I impelled
The United States to give equal pay
All of this just for you not to know my name
I said I'm sorry I'm sorry I forgot your name
She said it's fine anyways I have a game
What's the greatest fear that is within you
And PS if you don't share I'll have to kill you
I said well that's not really much of a game
And this is kind of embarrassing but I would have to say
Window perverts and I know that is shocking
But I always think there's a perv outside my window watching
When I wake up or go to sleep
I think honestly that some perv named Doyle is watching me
She said you're scared of a window perv you are such a bitch
Little baby little bitch boy even a perv wouldn't want your tiny dick
Her words made me cry
She said don't cry you won this game of mine
You get to enter the chamber of bliss
She pointed to a door that was wooden and thick
I say thank you Susan and sprint with excitement
Turn the knob whip the door open run right in
You'll never guess who was inside looking merry
It was none other
Than f*cking Uncle Gary
The door slammed behind me I could hear Susan laughing
And Uncle Gary so excited jumping and he's clapping
He says welcome you're here just in time for the show
He rips his pants off and I say dear God no
Ties me to a chair will I live? There's the slimmest chance
He said now it's time for the chicken dance
For four hours straight I watched him bock and dance
And look up every once in a while with an awkward glance
Welp this is my greatest fear
A frog dancing naked it's all uphill from here
After it was over I came out of the trip
I was still on the couch with my pants unzipped
I crossed my fingers I had so much hope
But I was too scared to peek down below
Maybe I still had it my giant penis
I looked down and then I started screaming
It's gone it's gone
Back to being another tiny dick blonde
But then all of a sudden on the table I noticed
A note folded up so I reached down to open
Inside I was shocked at what I found
There was a strange note written down
It said bock bock love Uncle Gary J Jacinto
PS Look out your window
(Ahhh)