(Evil, evil, ah evil)
Got the beat bouncin' like a bounce house
Lookin' for the cheese like a brown mouse
Finna come up once I'm found out
Anticipate me like a countdown
Doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?
Speaking of
Wifey see me to get some milk
She wanted a pint, got a GL
Fetal baby in the lab, keep it on the DL
But the bass shake the grass like a tree fell
Jesus done beat Hell, ya heard?
Like an ocean with a seashell
Can't see well, got glasses I can't read well
Speakin' Spanish like Miguel
Mirame cambiar el nivel
I'm what Mermaid Man calls
(Evil)
I'm what Mermaid Man calls evil
(Ah evil, evil)
Barnacle boy finna slide on this party
Invisible boat mobile Mermaid Man shotty
Get bodied if you like another water than Desani
Master at my craft and I bag the masters like Scotty
Park in the South get crushed like Kenny
Big boy ups and I'm Dunkin' like Timmy
Circle of life and I'm roundin' on the semi
Hit the lane on a drive and they foulin' like Jimmy
Rippin' it's master Ash turn to be lethal
Like a Charizard blast burn on a Beedrill
Illegal as a Pika thunderbolt on a Weevil
On the real though I'm medieval
Think I'm what Mermaid Man calls
(Evil)
I'm what Mermaid Man calls evil
(Ah evil, evil)
Mermaid Man is my main man
Got expensive visions on my head like Ray-Bans
Fake fans hoppin' on the bandwagon like LA fans
What you say man?
I'm pushin' out gas like a spray can
Practice my art like tapestry
Battlin' to leave my mark on this galaxy
ADD actively rattles me
Makes it as challenging to have a seat
As Will Smith at the academy
I got fans as fake as Don Cheadle
Never need a refill on gas, not a diesel
Hooped in my day, I balled like an eagle
It's needless to say I'm what Mermaid Man calls
(Evil)
I'm what mermaid man calls evil
(ah evil, evil)