"Question have you ever been to Taco Bell and got the Gordita Supreme add beans?
Follow-up question have you ever eaten four of them?"
It was lunchtime just another normal Tuesday
Pulled up to Taco Bell you know I didn't come to play
"Four Gordita Supremes please
Put some extra beans and cheese"
They were so good my God they tasted heavenly
God damn it let's just break down the recipe
Beef veggies sour cream and cheese
Gordita shell and then I add some beans
But 20 minutes later I heard a rumble
Then another uh-oh I'm about to be humbled
I start squeezing my cheeks but I'm in the car
My only option is this port-a-potty in the park
Ooh my stomach hurts so bad
I couldn't walk to the port-a-potty I was crawling in the grass
It's a miracle that I didn't shit my pants
Crawled 50 yards y'all don't understand
I limp into the port-a-potty tears are starting to well
Then my ass released the depths of hell
Damn that Gordita Supreme it wasn't worth it
I think my butthole has a wider girth and
My hands on a railing my legs are flailing
I'm holding on for dear life while my butthole is spraying
The noises were ungodly how'd they come out of my body?
I think I might have just ruined this port-a-potty
Now someone's knocking at the door I yell occupied
They say police open up and I say "Why?"
I'm gagging on the heavy air
They say a killer's on the loose and they're checking everywhere
I say "Nope sorry I cannot do it"
They say "That's it" and start kicking the door in while I was poopin'
They bust down the door my pants are on the floor
They say "Dear God what's that smell? I'm abhorred"
They question me they think that the smell is from the dead body
I say that I had Taco Bell and had to use this port-a-potty
They don't believe me they cuff me by the wrist
They throw me in the cop car but I still have the shits
I was crying and farting every cop's nose was covered
But then one fart didn't quite feel like the others
They say "Oh no I think he sharted"
I said "No I didn't I swear I just farted"
But I was lying I had shit in my pants
It's streaking down my leg I'm trying to hold it in
This shit is f*cked I can't believe
That all of this trouble came from four Gordita Supremes