Primetime, oh primetime,
Get this man on primetime
Radio drivetime
Once in a lifetime, does the right kind
Of hero fight the right crime
Here on primetime
When you're asleep at the wheel
Why do I feel
So much safer than when you're driving?
The cream will rise to the top
If it's rancid or not
I see the culture you breed is thriving
Patience, have patience
It's bound to fall in place
And you'll be making decisions
Now speak and they will listen, singing
Primetime, oh primetime,
Get this man on primetime
Radio drivetime
Once in a lifetime, does the right kind
Of hero fight the right crime
Here on primetime
If you grabbed the bull by the horns
I'd have warned true to form
You would taunt or flaunt or harm it
You'd ride it into the streets
The police on your feet
As you crash through a crowded market
Patience, have patience
Your charms will not be wasted
Though you're far from the sharpest
They'll soon roll out the carpet singing
Primetime, oh primetime,
Get this man on primetime
Radio drivetime
Once in a lifetime, does the right kind
Of hero fight the right crime
Here on primetime
Lights, camera, action
Lights, camera, action
When truth is a distraction
We'll gladly fill the vacuum
Lights, camera, action
Lights, camera, action
And whether we'll come back soon
Will require your interaction
Lights, camera, action
Lights, camera, action
When truth is a distraction
We'll gladly fill the vacuum
Lights, camera, action
Lights, camera, action
And whether we'll come back soon
Will require your interaction
Let the pipes all flow free
You've got the confidence, I think you've got the goods man
Don't fret on your competence
Let the pipes all flow free
Just try to keep your swim suit clean if you're swimming downstream
Primetime, oh primetime,
Get this man on primetime
Radio drivetime
Once in a lifetime, does the right kind
Of hero fight the right crime
Here on primetime
Primetime, oh primetime,
Permanent primetime
Always a fine time
Open the pipeline to the right kind
Of fixing-for-a-fight minds
Here on primetime"