If you think you know shrek than you must be playing
In the Shrecc game I'm the only one slaying
I've been stanning big green back before it was cool
So sit back down while I take you to school
So hello please come in
Please tell me how should I begin
We started at the swamps and now we ain't struggling
They told me he's an ogre
I told them he was fine
So please tell me why I should believe in any of these Lord Farquaads
Cause I used to hate mud
I used to hate sheds
I used to think that's all the tools had big sharp heads
But then
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll and I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
But Please
I'm an ALLSTAR
Don't let me take this too far
Shrecc is an ogre and he's really rad
If you don't like Shrecc then you're probably sad
But if you haven't joined the party don't be mad
I'll teach you how to stan our big green dad
He's a lean, green, onion eating machine
Deeper than a swamp
Living on the big screen
He's cooler than you so don't be a hater
He's just like an onion
He's got so many layers