People be askin' for help, just know that I can't do that Say anything about me, just know that I will sue them I can't read, I can't write, I can't see, do the night If you ever want some help, know that I won't do it
People be askin' for help, just know that I can't do that Say anything about me, just know that I will sue them I can't read, I can't write, I can't see, do the night If you ever want some help, know that I won't do it right
I saw some old lady in the street, sorry She wanted help from me, she just wanted my help Didn't wanna do it herself, lazy It's only one problem, I don't know how to do that
People be askin' for help, just know that I can't do that Say anything about me, just know that I will sue them I can't read, I can't write, I can't see, do the night If you ever want some help, know that I won't do it right
My friends need wedding plans, I just don't know if I can So when I'm cracking for help, I found this dude named Dan Together, we planned an awesome wedding, they're not having a monster truck wedding
People be askin' for help, just know that I can't do that Say anything about me, just know that I will sue them I can't read, I can't write, I can't see, do the night If you ever want some help, know that I won't do it right
My old friend named Bob needs to get a job, he needs one When I helped him, he thanked, that must've been a mistake, big mistake But still, I got him a great job, it's awesome, he is now a clown
People be askin' for help, just know that I can't do that Say anything about me, just know that I will sue them I can't read, I can't write, I can't see, do the night If you ever want some help, know that I won't do it right
Here, think about that, next time try to get me to do anything for you