I like weird hoes, the slim kind
I like sneaky bitches, the thicc kind
Like them Asian-eyed and freak-minded
I got girl problems, I keep rewinding
Yeah, and I like weird hoes, the slim kind
And I like sneaky bitches, man, yeah, the thicc kind
I like 'em asian-eyed and freak-minded
I got girl problems, ish, ah, dawg, I got a gwan
I met these things at one of my shows, we chilled from 12 to 11 a.m
One of them call me a player, but nah, I was in love with the seven of them
Misunderstood, nah miscounted, I'm in love with eleven of them, seventy of them
All of a sudden, I found myself constantly venting to them
I was in the mosh pit, jacked up, performing while I got my chest out
Shorty was eyeballing, all of a sudden, I looked at her pulling her breasts out
She got a tattoo of a scorpion, her left titty really the best out
Came around, gave me her number, and said that she wanna be put on my next album
Picked up the phone, like, hey, Nicole, shit, I meant Ashley, hey, you home
Shit, I meant Rumbi, oh, damn it, I guess I misnamed the hoe, misplaced a hoe
I'm only a rapper, no way you trust me to save a hoe
I made a song, they came to shows
They paid for tickets, I performed
I like weird hoes, the slim kind
I like sneaky bitches, the thicc kind
Like them Asian-eyed and freak-minded
I got girl problems, I keep rewinding
Yeah, and I like weird hoes, the slim kind
And I like sneaky bitches, man, yeah, the thicc kind
I like 'em asian-eyed and freak-minded
I got girl problems
Ayy, Bxshpop I got a gwan
Okay, okay, okay, look, vhurad a hombe
I was seeing this girl, Ndambokwira her besty
And now we got beef like a Mombe
I'm obsessesed nema baby with ass and tits
But still have an innocent doll face
Handingamboita one chete
So I've kinda been going through a hoe phase
I got girls that stay in Borrowdale Brooke
Got baddies in Mufakose
Dine ma cougar vatorine mwana
Yes, I like f*cking on women older age
I got baddies abroad in uni
I'm f*cking them when they come home for the holidays
And all of them got a boyfriend or husband
I'm f*cking on girls who are not my daige
Okay, I'm horny as f*ck, ndinoda bonde
She give me cake like it's my born day
I'm smoking on weed while getting some head
She suck my dick like it's a rolled j
Got so much rizz that I don't even have to flirt
It's just straight to foreplay
I even got hoes ku ma avenues
But when we f*ck, I don't pay
Haa, mdara hamuna kukwana
I like weird hoes, the slim kind
I like sneaky bitches, the thicc kind
Like them Asian-eyed and freak-minded
I got girl problems, I keep rewinding
Yeah, and I like weird hoes, the slim kind
And I like sneaky bitches, man, yeah, the thicc kind
I like 'em asian-eyed and freak-minded
I got girl problems