YitzPitz - OTD (feat. Charlie Tyrwhitt & Kosher Kroissant) Lyrics

אני רוצה ללכת off the derech, off the derech off the derech, אבל רבי שלי לא רוצה שאני, הולך, off the derech

Yo, I'm going off the derech, so go call me a sheretz
I really just stopped caring I don't give no derech eretz

I'll work and make some money, you might think that ain't funny
But guess what I'm chiloni I don't dip apples in honey
Now here's the situation, I'm not part of your nation
My eighth grade rebbi slapped me and that's all the explanation
Yeah, I got no time to daven, I'm being oiver lavim
I even ate some O.U.D. while in reshus harabim

I really can't do this, I feel kind of foolish, cause I got a problem and its being Jewish
It might be a feeling, got no time for healing, cause if it ain't kosher, then that's what I'm dealing

Got no time for Gemara, cause I'm playing hard
No keys in my Sienna, I push to start

אני רוצה ללכת off the derech, off the derech off the derech, אבל רבי שלי לא רוצה שאני, הולך, off the derech

Every erev Pesach, I dress up as a fireman
Just so I can go put out the fire in the garbage can
Lakewood Vaad, they got me on their hit list
Every Yom Kippur, you know I'm going kittel-less

When they sing in shul I'm lehachis off-key
And to the guy who shushes me, I'll break his עץ פרי
I'll do any aveira, even if it ain't fun
If we were in the midbar, I'd walk an hour for my mann

If I see a sefer, I'll flip it upside down
The entire month of Adar, I'll only wear a frown
I fast erev Yom Kippur and forgive no one's mistakes
And for nine days every summer, I'm only eating steak

אני רוצה ללכת off the derech, off the derech off the derech, אבל רבי שלי לא רוצה שאני, הולך, off the derech

I can't keep it up
I just got to do drugs
I just got to have fun and do stuff for attention
Call me the guy that gets everyone high
And is awesome and fly and gets rebbeim kvetchin

Back it up
Back it up
My shemona esrei is rapido
Call me the GOAT
I'm like karbonos
Me and my Yetzer are really bros

Got rid of my smartphone cause my flip phone has a browser
The only time I learn is in the bathroom or the shower
Me and all my homies gonna build a Bavel tower
I'm so goyish that I do not ever sift my flour

I don't wear no pants, only jeans of denim
When my rabbi sees me, he says, see you in gehenom
So I went to the Mechitza and almost saw a pritza
Then went to the hut and ate a pepperoni pizza

אני רוצה ללכת off the derech, off the derech off the derech, אבל רבי שלי לא רוצה שאני, הולך, off the derech

Alright, now it's time to get real
I've been speaking about Aveiros, but now here's the deal
All of these sins are just stupid and not the way to go
Staying frum and in yeshiva
Now that's how we roll

Give my pennies to Tzedakah and on Shabbos I don't clap
When I'm at my Shabbos seudah, I don't touch the bottle caps

Kind of funny making money I take challah from my dough
Made a 60 second daf cause eight minutes was too slow

Run it back, run it back
Hat and a jacket that's men in black
Got a hanhala that's fully stacked
I'm a stay frum you know that's a fact

Running it, running it
Chanukah candles are fully lit
I got a kalah, she's rabbanit
Give me the Torah to take a hit