Stick Figure World - Wishes Lyrics

If wishes were water, no one would die of thirst
If wishes were marathons, everyone would come in first
If wishes were rainbows, everyone would find the gold at the end
If wishes were people, everyone would have some new friends

I know what I'd wish for if I had one wish that would come true
I'd wish that I could spend a lot more time with you
I'd wish that we'd be happy for the rest of our lives
And that everything would work out, everything would be alright

If wishes were food, everybody would be fat
If wishes were elephants, all of us would be flat
If wishes were money, everybody would be rich
If wishes were attitude, no one would be a bitch

I know what I'd wish for if I had one wish to spend
I'd wish for happiness until the very end
I'd wish that you and me could be together eternally
And anything I ever needed, you would give to me

If wishes were oral sex, everyone would have smiles on their face
If wishes were shelter, everyone would have their own place
If wishes were ponies, I'd name my first one Starshine
If wishes were happiness, the world would be just fine

I know what I'd wish for if I had one wish to use
I'd wish for your happiness and for all your dreams to come true
I'd wish that you always smiled and nothing little ever went wrong
And I'd wish that you and I would always get along

If I had one wish to spend, you'd know how it would go
I'd wish for everything you wanted because that's how I roll
I'd wish for you to be happy for the rest of your life
And if your future doesn't include me, I guess that'd be alright

If wishes were water, no one would die of thirst
If wishes were marathons, everybody would come in first