One night at Penn State it changed my life for good
I didn't want to go but my girlfriend said I should
Went to a party and a game after that
The beer was flowing and the baddies were all smashed
The things I saw there I never will forget
I saw the jocks doing lines off their private bits
I saw a nerd getting laid by a brat
While me and the cheerleaders smoked ganja in the back
Da na na na na na na And now I wanna go back
Da na na na na na na The rathskeller was so whack
Da na na na na na na God bless that Nittany cat
Da na na na na na na
But not for her class
I just wanna get some ass
Well nitrous tanks ahoy what a special kind of trip
I didn't know that the professors danced for tips
Some naked streakers took of running out the door
As the dean shouted ROAR LIONS ROAR!
Da na na na na na na And now I wanna go back
Da na na na na na na The rathskeller was so whack
Da na na na na na na God bless that Nittany cat
Da na na na na na na
But not for her class
I just wanna get some ass
Da na na na na na na And now I wanna go back
Da na na na na na na The rathskeller was so whack
Da na na na na na na God bless that Nittany cat
Da na na na na na na
But not for her class
I just wanna get some ass