He comes straight from outer space, with a smirk upon his grey face
He's on a mission to probe mankind, while he's here he'll have a f*ckin' good time
Cruisin' 'round in leisure suits, insertin' rods in your poop chutes
He'll do cocaine, he'll probe your brain, tells your friends they'll call you insane
He's an 80's Alien, he loves Van Halen
His UFO looks like an 80's Camaro
He's probin' brains, high on cocaine
His 8-track tapes are drivin' me f*ckin' insane
80's Alien, where are you from?
80's Alien, stay away from my bum!
Cruisin' by in his UFO, middle finger out the window
He's got drugs from outer space, guaranteed to f*ck your faces
His mullet wig is so on point, he just lit up a big ass space joint
His leisure suit is neon green, fits just right in the 80's rock scene
He's an 80's Alien, he loves Van Halen
His UFO looks like an 80's Camaro
He's probin' brains, high on cocaine
His 8-track tapes are drivin' me f*ckin' insane
80's Alien, where are you from?
80's Alien, stay away from my bum!