The Rock Authority - Big Cookie and Diet Coke Lyrics

Hanging out with the best of friends
At a diner somewhere near the Jersey Shore
It's 4 am and we were hungry and poor
So damn poor
We shoot the breeze and discuss our lives
At a diner that is open all night
We sit for hours and grab a bite
A tasty bite
Don't want no gravy fries
I'm not that kinda guy
Don't want a waffle with syrup
I don't want to hear it
Pancakes are not gonna do
And I don't want something new
What I want is
Big Cookie and Diet Coke
The best snack combination
A big ass Cookie and Diet Coke
My diner motivation
The best late night snack in creation
Big Cookie...and Diet Coke
Sitting in a big ol' booth
Flipping through the songs in the jukebox
Chowing down bagels and lox
We were trying our best to avoid the jocks
The mean ol' jocks
Don't want no gravy fries
I'm not that kinda guy
Don't want a waffle with syrup
I don't want to hear it
Pancakes are not gonna do
And I don't want something new
What I want is
Big Cookie and Diet Coke
The best combination
A big ass Cookie and Diet Cok
My diner motivation
The best late night snack in creation
Big Cookie...and Diet Coke
In the nine teen eighties
When you turn back the clock
We didn't have reddit or insta
We didn't have TikTok
But we had each other
And we were like brothers
The guitars play
Don't want no gravy fries
I'm not that kinda guy
Don't want a waffle with syrup
I don't want to hear it
Pancakes are not gonna do
And I don't want something new
What I want is
Big Cookie and Diet Coke
The best combination
A big ass Cookie and Diet Coke,
My diner motivation,
The best late night snack in creation
Big Cookie...and Diet Coke
Big Cookie and Diet Coke
A big ol' chocolate chip cookie
And an icy cold Diet Coke
Big Cookie and Diet Coke