Ean's Inflatable Hammer Video (MV)

AHHHHHHHHHHH

I hate everything about you and I wanna
Watch you burn in hell
How many hits to smash your skull
Only time will tell
Decapitated, mutilated
Ship your head to your family back home
UPS refused to help us
Guess I'm on my own

AHHHHHHHHHHH
Police sirens fill the air

(License?)
There's nothing to see here
(I'm playin the bass)
(What's in the back?)
It's not a human head
(He's playin the drums)
(Step out of the vehicle)
Well I don't wanna do that
(Do you like guitar)
(Put your hands up)
Oh shoot
(He's got a gun)

I get out my inflatable hammer I got from the fair

Smash smash smash smash
Knock the gun out his hand
Foolproof master plan
I'm not goin to jail again
Cops knock me to the ground
Gonna take me to the pound
Hammer ineffective now
They tie my hands behind my back and throw me in a van
I'm headed straight for the can, god I wish I woulda ran
No more can I fight
What happened to the customer is always right?

In the interrogation room
Called up the homie, he's playin some tunes

(Who's head is that)
It's a halloween decoration
(Still playin the bass)
(Tell that to a jury)
They'll believe me
(Still playin the drums)
(You're gonna serve life)
Is that so? Why's that
(Do you like guitar?)
(Murder is a felony!)
Really? The more you know
(He's playin dumb)

Go!
Righteous!
That's gnarly!
Rip it man!

Blegh

Arf Arf Arf Arf
Arf Arf Arf Arf
Arf Arf Arf Arf
I
Want
A lawyer
It's a free
Country

AHHHHHHHHHHH
Now I'm going to court

(State your case)
This is not a human head
(It's a human head!)
(What's your evidence?)
Just trust me man
(Don't trust him man!)
(I sentence you to life)
That is such a cowabummer
(Still playin the bass)
(Court is adjourned)
But I've got one more thing to say
(Draggin him away!)

I'LL SEE YOU
ON THE MALIBU BEACH