Ratgirl - Virgin Anthem Lyrics

No sex in the house or you're gonna get kicked out
BDSM bitches get tricked out
Chilling at home, by myself, with my dick out
Never had sex, never had sex
Never had sex, what do you expect?
I'm a fat f*cking bitch tryna get erect
Straight girls don't want me, I get wrecked
I got no money, we can split the check
No dick, big tits, where the bi girls at?
Don't get no chicks, where the fly girls at?
Don't get first pick, where my girls at?
Where my girls at? Where my girls at?

Any virgins in the house?
Ay yo we ain't had sex
And now my dick ain't wet
And we get no respect
Any virgins in the house?
Ay yo we ain't had sex
And now my dick ain't wet
And we get no respect

Goddamn, I'm a bottom, and a motherf*cking virgin
Weird Al rhyming: I'm a motherf*cking surgeon
With the precision of a journalist
Bar Ian Miles Cheong, women coexist
I'm not a f*cking incel, I just really mean well
Done no f*cking, but I gone through meme hell
Virgins and Chads
Virgins are bad
Getting no puss, I ain't even mad
I'm a little bit sad and a little bit lonely
I'm a f*cking virgin, got no one to hold me
Got no one to hold me but the sheets on my bed
On the quest for some gooch or even some head
I don't need to have sex, but I'd rather be dead
Than a goddamn virgin all alone in my bed
Slapping an ass like it's Donkey Konga
Anyone down? No, nobody wants to

Any virgins in the house?
Ay yo we ain't had sex
And now my dick ain't wet
And we get no respect
Any virgins in the house?
Ay yo we ain't had sex
And now my dick ain't wet
And we get no respect

It's me, motherf*cker, I'm a virgizoid
I'm getting no puss, just like the Noid
Remember the Noid? From Domino's?
He didn't have sex, that's why he's dead
I don't get no ass, I don't get no gooch
I don't get no head, can we raise the roof?
Virgin awareness, hey that's us
Unless you've had sex, then get the f*ck out of here
What's wrong with me? I'm all caked up
Also, I'm Asian, so you know what's up
Not my dick 'cause I said I'm Asian
Also I don't want to talk about my dick
You think you're slick? Slide in my DMs
Been lonely as f*ck since 12 PM
Don't want some cooch, just wanna hold hands
If you want I can make some dinner plans

Any virgins in the house?
Ay yo we ain't had sex
And now my dick ain't wet
And we get no respect
Any virgins in the house?
Ay yo we ain't had sex
And now my dick ain't wet
And we get no respect

Ay yo, didn't have sex
Never had sex
Didn't have sex, but it's fine
I'm fine
It's fine
I don't care, it's fine
No, it's really - it's cool
It's fine, it's cool