Going To Hell
( Marzolo/Morin/Tanaka)
Patsy Spatafore was a naer d' well
Took one look at me and said "You're going to Hell!"
"Yeah you, and you and you!"
"You're on blitz, a toboggan ride
Brimstone, lightspeed, to the underside
Yeah you! Going down, down, down!"
But if it's true, I ain't blue
Can't wait to be going to Hell with you
Can't wait to be going to Hell with you
Tzi Tzi Sanatula says it's all for naught
"You shoulda sold psychedelics to the Cosmonauts."
"You fool! Fool, fool, fool!"
"Ya been drinkin' this and smokin' that!"
"Ya had carnal relations in a laundry mat
I know! Ya did, ya did ya did!"
But if it's true, I ain't blue
Can't wait to be going to Hell with you
Can't wait to be going to Hell with you
Dutch D'Allisandro thinks I'm already dead
Thought I'd drowned in the years of the tears I'd bled
He said. He said, said, said
"You're short on cash and long in the tooth
They're gonna boil you in oil from a dunking booth!"
They may. Just may, may, may
But if it's true, I ain't blue
Can't wait to be going to Hell with you
Can't wait to be going to Hell with you
And you, and you, and you!