I'm a land man,
I'm no Toucan Sam man
In some guitar jam band
Or a crustacean.
I'm just a land man.
I don't need no surf,
I don't need no sand.
I don't smell that seaweed cause
I'm not a fan.
I'm just a land man.
Everybody scoffs at me..
They just don't believe me
No less than seven miles from the sea.
I don't need no waves,
Boogie board in hand,
Don't wear no sunscreen squeezed
From a can.
Cause I'm a land man.
See, I'm a land man.
He's just a land man,
She's just a land wo-man.