JANIS (spoken): No, don't be sorry. Now you know Regina George is not your friend.
We are your friends. And we are gonna make her pay
JANIS:
You know what friends do?
They've got your back
They're fun to be around
DAMIAN:
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh
JANIS:
When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground
DAMIAN:
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh
JANIS:
Imagine the party with dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there's a magic act
That saws Regina in half
And this time it will take
DAMIAN:
Now that's a party
JANIS:
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody's head on a spike
DAMIAN:
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh
JANIS & DAMIAN:
It's a Revenge Party with your two best friends
It's like a party and revenge it's what it's like
JANIS (spoken): I have dreamed of this day for many years,
But I have never had an inside man
DAMIAN (spoken): Ugh, I almost did once as Governor of school, but I got nervous
JANIS (spoken): Alright, if this is gonna work,
You are gonna have to pretend like you still like them, can you do it?
CADY (spoken): Yes. (Gretchen enters) Hey, girl
GRETCHEN (spoken): Hey. Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron,
But he just wanted her back and that's not Regina's fault
CADY (spoken): No. I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys
GRETCHEN (spoken): Aw, of course, also Regina wanted me to give you this
DAMIAN (spoken): Ew
JANIS & DAMIAN:
It's a revenge party
A party that ends with eggshells all over the wall
It's a revenge party with your two best friends
CADY:
And I end up with Aaron when she's gone
DAMIAN & JANIS:
Yes, bitch!
CADY:
I end up with Aaron when she's gone
STUDENTS:
What's Regina doing?
What is Regina wearing?
Is she dating Aaron?
Regina, Regina she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
JANIS (spoken): Now, we take away Regina's only accomplishments,
Being a hot person
DAMIAN (spoken): Yeah, but how?
CADY (spoken): I know how!
DAMIAN (spoken): Oh, here we go
JANIS, DAMIAN, CADY: KÄLTEEN!
REGINA (spoken): What is that?
CADY (spoken): Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting.
I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight
REGINA (spoken): I want to lose three pounds. How many calories from fat?
CADY (spoken): Zero. You just cross multiply x over a thousand
And divide it by point three five kilograms
REGINA (spoken): Whatever! Bring me a whole box
JANIS & DAMIAN:
It's a revenge party
A party that ends with somebody crushed and alone
JANIS:
And ugly crying
JANIS & DAMIAN:
It's a revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party and revenge is what is like
STUDENTS:
What's Regina eating?
God, look at her figure?
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina, Regina, she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
JANIS (spoken): We've got to go harder.
If we could get Gretchen Wieners to think that Regina is mad at her
CADY (spoken): No. No, I can't do that, Gretchen is fragile
JANIS (spoken): Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use.
Shh, here she comes
CADY (spoken): Hey, girl, are you sending any candy canes?
REGINA (spoken): I don't send them, I just get them. Stop pulling it down,
Your hair looks sexy push back. Cady, please tell Aaron that his hair looks sexy push back
CADY (spoken): Your hair looks sexy push back
AARON (spoken): Um, thanks. I'll see you in Cal
JANIS:
At every party, there might be a low
Where the energy dips
DAMIAN:
WHUH-OH. WHUH-OH. WHUH-OH
You might be thinking it's late we should go
And they ran out of chips
CADY:
No. No. No
I can't even watch when she touches his hair
And I've watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be taught
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear that I'm parting now
A candy cane, please
CADY, DAMIAN, JANIS:
A revenge party!
A party that ends with lions in a roman arena
STUDENTS:
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
DAMIAN (spoken): Ho, Ho, Ho. One candy cane gram for Shane Omen
STUDENTS:
She gets everything
DAMIAN (spoken): One for Caddy Heron
STUDENTS:
She gets everything
DAMIAN (spoken): Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco
STUDENTS:
Glen Coco. Glen Coco. Glen Coco
DAMIAN (spoken): And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye
GRETCHEN (spoken): Who sent that?
CADY (spoken): Aw. It's from...
STUDENTS:
Regina! Regina! Regina!
CADY (spoken): Thanks for being a such a great best friend
GRETCHEN (spoken): Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute. Gimme it. I mean... okay, well,
If you and Regina are best friends now you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets.
For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just
To make fun of you 'cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them.
And she's not really blonde, her natural color is dark blond,
Also she told me she cheats on Aaron every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep but really,
She's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume
CADY (spoken): She makes him wear the costume?
GRETCHEN (spoken): NO, THEY'RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME!
And I've never told anybody because I'm such a good friend
JANIS, CADY, DAMIAN:
It's a Revenge Party
A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike
It's a Revenge Party
With your two best friends
It's like a party
And revenge it's what it's done
STUDENTS:
She gets everything
She gets everything
She gets everything
She gets everything
ALL:
A party where everything is what it's like
A party where everything is what it's like
A party where revenge
Is what is like
