You're an old lady who yells at me constantly
I'm a fat friar who wants to save somebody
We go together like carrots and boiled peas
And the roast I overcooked trying to boil the peas
We fell in love in the family way
Christmas day came too soon
I was the lover and you were some other who was there too
I'm getting tired and you're getting quite a bit sore
That doesn't matter though ill always open the door
When you want some love and affection I cant say no
You really know how to ruin some pantyhose
We fell in love in the family way
Christmas day came too soon
I lost a lover and you were some other who was there too
Phoebe dear I know you'll desert me before I do
That's a fear I'm pushing away while I still have you
Talk in your sleep and Ill tell you just what I heard
Either you're eating some wings or a baby bird
You haven't moved in a while and that worries me
Then again did I expect an apology
We fell in love in the family way
Christmas day came too soon
I lost a lover and you were some other who was there too
Phoebe dear I know you'll desert me before I do
That's a fear I'm pushing away while I still have you