M-Fap - Cookin' Crêpes (Breakfast Everyday) Lyrics

I got crêpes cooking up on the oven
Yeah man, just cause I be lovin'
Breakfast for every meal of the day
Never boring always find a new way
I got crepes cooking up on the oven
Yeah man, just cause I be lovin'
Breakfast for every meal of the day
Never growing up, no no way

Sippin syrup the maple kind
Canadian, that's how I fine dine
Gonna make my way to the desert
Aunt Jemima, Ha! Barely a start
Three bottles in, haven't finished cooking the pancakes
Now is the debate, do I have time to masturbate
Chokin' the chicken before I scramble the eggs
And I don't mean the one's in between my legs
Unless you're talking about the cock reference
Talking in riddles has its consequences
Now I know I'm taking a detour
But ain't that always been the allure
Of the M-Fap brand it's beyond the sound
And for watching a man beating it while cooking in a wedding gown
I'm an experience one has to see to believe
And once you do, you just might wanna leave