Mason Carter - If My Beer Could Talk Lyrics

Strollin' down the aisles stacking with a grin
Feels like these cans know all the places I've been
One pops open whispers with a fizz
"Hey there buddy it's 10 AM

If my beer could talk what would it say?
Maybe chuckle "Starting early today?"
Or shake its head when I reach for another
If my beer could talk it'd speak like a brother

Afternoon light girlfriend's on the phone
Arguing about nights I spend alone
Beer in my hand quietly it might plea
"Maybe skip one keep her company"

If my beer could talk I bet it'd be wise
Stop me from sneaking that Gallo supply
"Hey man let's wait until at least 4 o clock"
If my beer could talk oh I'd never stop

Called up Bobby for a happy hour run
They said "Hey man it's 2 the day's barely begun"
But I knew I had a buddy to share a cold brew
'Cause my beer whispered "I'l meet you in a few"

Closing up shop neon lights shut down
Walking through the aisles no one else around
Beer says softly as I lock the door
"Home might have what you're really looking for"

If my beer could talk it'd give me small signs
Nudging "Watch it you're walking fine lines"
"Take it slow man let's make it right"
If my beer could talk I'd stay up all night