Bleeding caffeine my eyes on fire
Deadlines scream like a funeral choir
Project managers on the prowl
Stacking up tasks while they growl
It's a code crash catastrophe
Zeroes and ones my nightmare reality
Broken builds in a digital slum
My sanity's beat like a broken drum
Clients call with bugs to slay
Nightmares dressed like JIRA's decay
Every commit another crack
Push to prod no turning back
PR comments a relentless wave
Drowning in the code I slave
Merge conflicts like battle scars
Staring at screens chasing stars
It's a code crash catastrophe
Zeroes and ones my nightmare reality
Broken builds in a digital slum
My sanity's beat like a broken drum
No sleep no rest just keystroke fights
Syntax errors endless nights
Another feature another fix
Caught in a loop a maddening mix
So here's to the devs in the cyber trench
Fighting code wars inch by inch
We're the unseen the unsung
Our punk rock code forever young
It's a code crash catastrophe
Zeroes and ones my nightmare reality
Broken builds in a digital slum
My sanity's beat like a broken drum
Mark Schmidt - Code Crash Catastrophe Lyrics
Mark Schmidt - Code Crash Catastrophe Lyrics
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Bleeding caffeine my eyes on fire
Deadlines scream like a funeral choir
Project managers on the prowl
Stacking up tasks while they growl
It's a code crash catastrophe
Zeroes and ones my nightmare reality
Broken builds in a digital slum
My sanity's beat like a broken drum
Clients call with bugs to slay
Nightmares dressed like JIRA's decay
Every commit another crack
Push to prod no turning back
PR comments a relentless wave
Drowning in the code I slave
Merge conflicts like battle scars
Staring at screens chasing stars
It's a code crash catastrophe
Zeroes and ones my nightmare reality
Broken builds in a digital slum
My sanity's beat like a broken drum
No sleep no rest just keystroke fights
Syntax errors endless nights
Another feature another fix
Caught in a loop a maddening mix
So here's to the devs in the cyber trench
Fighting code wars inch by inch
We're the unseen the unsung
Our punk rock code forever young
It's a code crash catastrophe
Zeroes and ones my nightmare reality
Broken builds in a digital slum
My sanity's beat like a broken drum
Deadlines scream like a funeral choir
Project managers on the prowl
Stacking up tasks while they growl
It's a code crash catastrophe
Zeroes and ones my nightmare reality
Broken builds in a digital slum
My sanity's beat like a broken drum
Clients call with bugs to slay
Nightmares dressed like JIRA's decay
Every commit another crack
Push to prod no turning back
PR comments a relentless wave
Drowning in the code I slave
Merge conflicts like battle scars
Staring at screens chasing stars
It's a code crash catastrophe
Zeroes and ones my nightmare reality
Broken builds in a digital slum
My sanity's beat like a broken drum
No sleep no rest just keystroke fights
Syntax errors endless nights
Another feature another fix
Caught in a loop a maddening mix
So here's to the devs in the cyber trench
Fighting code wars inch by inch
We're the unseen the unsung
Our punk rock code forever young
It's a code crash catastrophe
Zeroes and ones my nightmare reality
Broken builds in a digital slum
My sanity's beat like a broken drum
Writer: Mark Schmidt
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