If you're outside and forgot your key
I'll gladly slam the door shut, just wait and see
If you turn on the light in the cellar at night
I'll smash the bulb - that's my delight
If you go to bed and turn off the light
I'll creak the floorboards and give you a fright
When you hear a noise that makes you shout
That's me sneaking 'round, there's no doubt
I do so many things so you notice me
But I'm afraid we'll never be friends, you see
At Christmas, Santa comes with glee
And you give him milk and cookies for free
But on Halloween, there's nothing for me
Maybe for the kids
But not for a little ghost like me
When it's raining, with a storm outside
I'll open the window, oh so wide
If you leave a flower pot on the sill
I'll knock it down - such a thrill
When you set your alarm to wake up on time
I'll change the clock - it's part of my crime
If you try to find your keys, but they're gone
Guess who moved them? Just me, for fun
I do so many things so you notice me
But I'm afraid we'll never be friends, you see
At Christmas, Santa comes with glee
And you give him milk and cookies for free
But on Halloween, there's nothing for me
Maybe for the kids
But not for a little ghost like me
I dream of the day when you happily say
Oh look, the little ghost is on his way
Let's put out some milk and cookies for him
Then I'll be happy, and I will win
Then I'll do good things so you'll notice me
And we'll be the best of friends, just wait and see
At Christmas, Santa Claus will come to you
And you'll give him milk and cookies too
But on Halloween, you'll think of a ghost like me
Candy for the kids
And lots more for me for free
I'll drift away, just for today
But maybe you'll think of me someday
Just leave out some treats by the door
And I won't bother you anymore
Candy for the kids
And lots more for me for free
Candy for the kids
And lots more for me for free
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