Dear Plant
You've been a wonderful friend
But tonight is the end
'Cause I'm cutting you down with a saw
And its a pity that you had to grow in a time
And a place where you're breaking the law
But I just want you to know
I've loved watching you grow
And my garden just won't look the same
And next year I'm hoping this wont be as hard
'Cause I'll try not to give you a name
Dear Plant
For the pleasure I know you will give to myself
And my friends I am thanking you now
And if it was't for you I'd be forced to buy hydro
From some dodgy dealer down south
Dear Plant
Te he he he
Free the weed
Plant one from seed