I was walking through a Scolateen bar
With a bottle of Kr'mchekian brew
When I spied an alien from afar
Who looked just like a creature I knew
So I stumbled through an ocean of beings
Lost inside a deep purple haze
And the closer to this girl I got
The farther in my sight she did stay
I sauntered my way up to her booth
And I told her what I was in
She said I guess you look pretty cute
But I'd rather be your friend
So I cried to myself all night
Thinking what did I do wrong
Pretended like I didn't exist
And putting down the words to this song
I was feeling close to something
Hanging with these cosmic beings
And it felt like this forever
If you know just what I mean
When I met this girl again
And she tore my heart into two
I said are these the alien friends
That I thought that I knew
I think she was a figment
Of my inebriated soul
The spice inside of that brew
Is something that I may never know
I mean the Kr'mchekian are famous for tasty things
I was feeling close to something
Hanging with these cosmic beings
And it felt like this forever
If you know just what I mean