Got my turf workie in a Tupperware box Bought my own gravy, yes, I'm thinkin' outside
The birdie's sittin' in the center stage While everyone's givin' me their sideways gaze
My quinoa stuffin's lookin' kinda sad Next to Grandma's recipe that made me glad
Before I swore off all the meaty things Now I'm here with my plant-based offerings
Everyone's askin' why I would cry just one small slice
Now I got those vegan Thanksgiving blues Walkin' in these meatless shoes
Got twenty questions at the table About my dietary label
What do you eat more
Uncle Joe thinks it's a phase Ann Marie's in pure amazement
This Thanksgiving celebration needs some plant-based liberation
Pass the sprouts
They put bacon in the Brussels sprouts Butter in the mashed potatoes brings me doubt
Even found some chicken stock In the green beans, what a shock
Mom's tryin' hard to understand While Dad makes jokes about my veggie stand
Cousin Billy's pokin' fun At my nut roast on the run
Grandpa's askin' if I'm sick While I'm tryin' to explain quick
That I'm happy, healthy too Just don't need their turkey stew
The dog's my only ally here He loves my carrots, that's so clear
At least someone appreciates My cruelty-free dinner plates
Next year they'll all come around When I host and show them how
These plant-based dishes can delight Without a turkey in sight
No greens
No greens
He eats beans
He's lovin' plants
Lil'Z Country - Vegan Thanksgiving Blues Lyrics
Lil'Z Country - Vegan Thanksgiving Blues Lyrics
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Got my turf workie in a Tupperware box Bought my own gravy, yes, I'm thinkin' outside
The birdie's sittin' in the center stage While everyone's givin' me their sideways gaze
My quinoa stuffin's lookin' kinda sad Next to Grandma's recipe that made me glad
Before I swore off all the meaty things Now I'm here with my plant-based offerings
Everyone's askin' why I would cry just one small slice
Now I got those vegan Thanksgiving blues Walkin' in these meatless shoes
Got twenty questions at the table About my dietary label
What do you eat more
Uncle Joe thinks it's a phase Ann Marie's in pure amazement
This Thanksgiving celebration needs some plant-based liberation
Pass the sprouts
They put bacon in the Brussels sprouts Butter in the mashed potatoes brings me doubt
Even found some chicken stock In the green beans, what a shock
Mom's tryin' hard to understand While Dad makes jokes about my veggie stand
Cousin Billy's pokin' fun At my nut roast on the run
Grandpa's askin' if I'm sick While I'm tryin' to explain quick
That I'm happy, healthy too Just don't need their turkey stew
The dog's my only ally here He loves my carrots, that's so clear
At least someone appreciates My cruelty-free dinner plates
Next year they'll all come around When I host and show them how
These plant-based dishes can delight Without a turkey in sight
No greens
No greens
He eats beans
He's lovin' plants
The birdie's sittin' in the center stage While everyone's givin' me their sideways gaze
My quinoa stuffin's lookin' kinda sad Next to Grandma's recipe that made me glad
Before I swore off all the meaty things Now I'm here with my plant-based offerings
Everyone's askin' why I would cry just one small slice
Now I got those vegan Thanksgiving blues Walkin' in these meatless shoes
Got twenty questions at the table About my dietary label
What do you eat more
Uncle Joe thinks it's a phase Ann Marie's in pure amazement
This Thanksgiving celebration needs some plant-based liberation
Pass the sprouts
They put bacon in the Brussels sprouts Butter in the mashed potatoes brings me doubt
Even found some chicken stock In the green beans, what a shock
Mom's tryin' hard to understand While Dad makes jokes about my veggie stand
Cousin Billy's pokin' fun At my nut roast on the run
Grandpa's askin' if I'm sick While I'm tryin' to explain quick
That I'm happy, healthy too Just don't need their turkey stew
The dog's my only ally here He loves my carrots, that's so clear
At least someone appreciates My cruelty-free dinner plates
Next year they'll all come around When I host and show them how
These plant-based dishes can delight Without a turkey in sight
No greens
No greens
He eats beans
He's lovin' plants
Writer: Bruce Hinkofer
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid