Lil'Z Country - Turkey Day The Musical Lyrics

I ain't paid, drops the gravy bowl, see she's got something to note
Your cousin Noah ain't really Noah, he's actually Nora
Grandma nearly chokes on wine as the truth comes down the line
Twenty years of secrets kept, now the dinner table's wet

Family drama, turkey time, has the secrets spillin' like the wine
She's got skeletons in every dish
Makin' everyone wish Cover
That saint stayed at home instead of this dinner filled with dread

This Thanksgiving revelation needs some crisis moderation
Cherry Springer
Uncle Bob stands up to say he's been livin' down the way
With a secret other wife, causin' fork and knife strife

Cousin Sarah's readin' texts from her phone about what's next
As the turkey gets cold and the stories unfold
Someone call security
Double-Earth

Or this dining anarchy
Plot twist
As the truth bombs keep on fallin, makin' everyone start ballin
The bomb reveals she's quit her job to become a TikTok snob

Dad's been secretly pursuin' circus school, who knew him
Sister's dating brother's ex, makin' dinner complex
While the pie sits untouched as the drama's too much
Maybe next year we should meet at a nice restaurant to eat

Where the drama can unfold and the food won't get cold
Scene cut
That's a wrap
Drama served