LILEW - I Regret Lyrics

Tug my meat in the dark
Tug so hard I fart
It stinks so bad
My hearts skippin beats
White splatter on my stomach
Looks like art

Abstract masterpiece
I'm not bad at these
On sale as of tonight
Ten thousand a piece

I
Yank
So damn hard
On my shaft
I
Pull
Way to hard
On my meat
(uuuggghhhh)
I
Need
To stop
(I need to stop)

Once upon a time
Everything looked so bright
Guess I nearly went blind
Looking into the light

I remeber
When my shlong
Looked normal
I regret
Abusing my pecker
So much.. (god damnit)

(it takes so long to come)
I don't even feel it anymore....

I
Yank
So damn hard
On my shaft
I
Pull
Way to hard
On my meat
(aaagghhhh)
I
Need
To stop