Uh, it's been five days
Since I went to rehab for bein' so gay
I was spinnin' on his dick like a Beyblade
And if Karter took 57 pills
Why the f*ck he ain't die and show up to school the next
Day, yuh
Like save so for me, bro
At least for once, think about other people
Bein' so selfish, sittin' there in sorrow
And thinkin' about
"I have to walk myself to Spanish class tomorrow"
Yeah, I'm faded than a hoe
And I'm f*ckin' on my bro
And he don't even know
Cause that motherf*cker was asleep
And I'm grabbin' on his meat
And I'm ticklin' his feet
And then out his room my creep
Then I hear a lil' squeak
And he's wonderin' why his meat
Is out and about
Why there's nut all in his mouth
And all over his blouse
This dude was drunker than a bitch
So I told him I'm his spouse
Told him I was super rich
And I had a big house