You've got a pair of shorts and you wear sandals
With an Hawaiian shirt, bucket hat and all
And you are just truly, truly horrible
Your belly is full of alcohol
And you, you go to the beach, and there you spend hours
Until the club opens so you'll chase some girls
Just like a homeless who waits for a shelter
Except you just need sex and it is summer
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
You've got a map, a guide, you have planned the day
You will see everything, visit all you can
Cuz it's a full-time job being on holiday
No time to waste with the view, you are getting late
And you, you went to the seaside but you don't leave home
The trip was just an expensive translation
From your room to another with all your junk
Video games, books, TV, CD, all
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're dumb
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You're loud
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
You suck
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time
Big time