laika oak - catboy maid Lyrics

I could never be your catboy
'Cuz the dress won't fit just right
And the cafés never hire
The man who hangs his head right in his paws at night
I could never be your golden retriever gamer boyfriend
Because i'm not quite a retriever
And I could never be your playboy bunny friend
Because i'm not a casual sleeper
The internet thinks so highly of boys who play dress-up
But I can't commit to a single role because I can't make my mind up
On who to be
So i'll try to be your catboy
I'll put on the dress and tights
I'll spend the whole day acting as though i really hate you
And then we'll cuddle late at night
I will try to be your golden retriever gamer boyfriend
But i'm still not quite the catch
But I will never be your playboy bunny friend
Life isn't a flower patch
The internet thinks so highly of boys who play dress-up
But I can't commit to a single role because I can't make my mind up
On who to be
The internet thinks so lowly of anybody who is not
Cis or straight or white or male or living devoted to god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
The internet thinks so highly of boys who play dress-up
But I don't know who to be