Leary Dennis - Usage Of The Word F*ck Lyrics

Spoken:
Prehaps one of the most interesting words
In the English language today is the word f*ck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f"
F*ck is the only word that is referred to as the "f"word
It's the one magical word
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love
F*ck, as most words in the English language, is derived for German
the word "fleckin" which means to strike
In English f*ck falls into many grammatical categories
As a transitive verb for instance
"John f*cked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb
"Shirley f*cks."
It's meanings not always sexual
It can be used as an adjective as in
"John's doing all the f*cking work."
As an adverb
"Shirley talks too f*cking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective
"Shirley is f*cking beautiful!"
As a noun
"I don't give a f*ck!"
As a part of a word
"Absof*ckinglutly!"
or
"Inf*ckincredible!"
And as almost every word in the sentence
"F*ck the f*cking f*ckers."
But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of f*ck
As in these examples describing situations such as
Fraud
"I got f*cked at the used car lot."
Dismay
"Ah f*ck it!"
Trouble
"I guess I'm really f*cked now."
Aggression
"Don't f*ck with me buddy"
Difficulty
"I don't understand this f*cking question"
Inquiry
"Who the f*ck was that?"
Disatisfaction
"I don't like what the f*ck is going on here."
Incompetantce
"He's a f*ck off"
Dismissal
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go f*ck yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples
With all of these multipurpose applications
How can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexable word more often in your daily speech
It will identify the quality of your character immediately
Say it loudly and proudly!
F*CK YOU