I paint on a smile so you know I'm fun
Some think I'm crazy, well more than just some
The colors a warning that you do not heed
I know you love clowns and I got what you need
You know that I'm deranged but you don't run away
Alluring `cause I'm strange, I bring that energy
A monster in the sack 'cause that's where it matters most
I'll bring the carni to the streets I can make your marry go
Round and round with the clussy cartel
(Round and round with the clussy cartel)
You have to be a freak to board the carousel
(You have to be a freak to board the carousel)
Step right up and enjoy the ride
(Step right up and enjoy the ride)
If you pop the balloon you'll get a cream pie
(If you pop the balloon you'll get a cream pie)
Taste so sweet like cotton candy
Let it melt right on your tongue
Use your hands to make the flower
Squirt just like a watergun
I'll have my cake and eat it too
Or smash it in your face
You are the joke I think it's fun
To put you in your place
Round and round with the clussy cartel
(Round and round with the clussy cartel)
You have to be a freak to board the carousel
(You have to be a freak to board the carousel)
Step right up and enjoy the ride
(Step right up and enjoy the ride)
If you pop the balloon you'll get a cream pie
(If you pop the balloon you'll get a cream pie)
Do it honk, oh yes it do
So many flavors you can choose
Circus, Party, Horror, Show,
Jester, Auguste or Pierrot
Some are funny
Some are hot
Some are scary
Some are not
When the cirque comes to your town
Join us and become a clown
Round and round with the clussy cartel
(Round and round with the clussy cartel)
You have to be a freak to board the carousel
(You have to be a freak to board the carousel)
Step right up and enjoy the ride
(Step right up and enjoy the ride)
If you pop the balloon you'll get a cream pie
(If you pop the balloon you'll get a cream pie)