JUDAHMAJESKY - salvation army Lyrics

Early in the morning but I'm getting to it,
I remember being at Salvation Army going through it
Saying that the government's a cult, I already knew it
Brodie posting his gun but he never blew it
Skipping school when I was young, everyone said I'm a truant
But I still came out better than the other students
In a library, I'm just reading fairy tales
Put some butter in my beer, now I'm drinking Harry's ale
Think I want to buy a boat even though I can't barely sail
Bucket full of milk in the basement, it's a dairy pail
Opps coming after me slowly, a bunch of scary snails
Middle school principal was a hairy whale
Brodie looking for his friend, asking why he isn't here
I'm a motherf*cking magic man, I made him disappear
Trying to put a curse on you, looking, is a wizard near?
Gotta pay homage to him, sorry that I hit a deer
HR on my ass, talking about termination
I remember training as a nurse, I done burned the patient
If I ran away, FBI will need about 30 agents
Doesn't matter what you're doing, people will be surely hating
Doing deals on seventh ave with a burly guy named Jason
The money coming soon, a birdie said it's waiting
Fancy furniture
Yeah, I got 37 tables
Only watching me some Netflix, hardly ever cable
Three cows broke out, think I need a better staple
Out here with Papa Ken, eating his kneidls
And it's Hanukkah, I'm steady getting money with a dreidel
Hit the instrumental hard and I think the damage fatal