Jamez Armstrong - Burns Byron Lyrics

Lord Byron drops by to buy a drink
In the Drovers Inn
Sees Burns knows Burns gonna burn
Under his skin
But he cant help himself
He cant help himself

If such a thing should ever be
A womans thing adrift at sea
Without a paddle or an oar
How would you get that thing ashore?

And Burns says
An Burns says
If such a thing should ever pass
Ad strap ma balls across its ass
And I will ride and ride an ride
An ride an ride
That thing ashore
Yeah ah will ride an ride an ride an ride an ride
That thing ashore

Now it maybe true for a wasnot there
They left arm n arm while singing
Tripping up the stairs
Do ra do do dit