Lil' holed up potata
Sittin' out in the sun
Lil' holed up potata
Don't know where she done come from
Her sprouts they look like fingers
Stretching out in vain
Reaching out for someone
To kill the pain
Potata's yelpin' 1, 2, 3
Come help me if you can
Potata says come help me please
Come take me to the promised land
She's cryin' out for mercy
Come help me if you can
Please oh please
Come take me to the promised land
Life's a bitch when you're a potata
Ain't got no eyes or brain
Only got them green ol' fingers
Reachin' out towards the sun
Hopin' for some rain
And it's all in vain
Lil' ol mashed potata
For you it is far too late
Got stepped on with a *smush*
So ends your life of pain
O! I wish I could've helped
Made a plan up in my brain
Except I'm just a potata too
And it looks as though my fate might be the same!
I ain't got no brain!
Got no damn brain!