Men Don't Have Friends!
The people that you loathe
Golf with guys you don't even like
The vagrants at your job
Adversaries, cash and carry
A brother and a nemesis
Sometimes a work wife
They roam the streets at night
Rummage through your trash
Always roll in packs
But no one's got their backs
Tapping on the glass
Would you please let us in
You know I would
But I don't know where you've been
Men don't have friends!
The people that you loathe
Raising Cane's with guys you've long outgrown
The agony of plus one
Total Strangers, watch the game now
This is a fantasy league
Animal husbandry
They roam the streets at night
Rummage through your trash
Always roll in packs
But no one's got their backs
Tapping on the glass
Would you please let us in
You know I would
But I don't know where you've been
You know I would
Men Don't Have Friends
Men Don't Have Friends
Men Don't Have Friends
Men Don't Have Friends!
Men Don't Have Friends!
Men Don't Have Friends!
Men Don't Have Friends!
(woo)