Hunter Hart - Is This Thing Off? Lyrics

I don't want meaningless sex because it's nothing more than porn
With the cameras off and the lights lowered, and
I'm not scared of the dark
But I'd rather be swimming with loan sharks

I wanna be like john and yoko
Spend a week in bed just to never see each other again
That's not how it happened but you know what I mean

Let's leave this place
I can't stand the music it's too loud
I say like too much
But I really like your touch
I'll keep rambling about things and such

This is kind of all over the place but trust me it will make sense
When I'm done talking
I'm really drunk I had too much to drink
I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with drunk

By the end of this song I'll have a new liver
You'll have a new lover
I'll cry you a rivers cuomo
But you would never really know now would you?

Speak up! I can't hear what you're saying
I can't read your lips right now
And I can't read your mind
But I think you're thinking about leaving me right about now

Dig me a hole in my backyard and turn it into my personal graveyard
Shred up all my credit cards and turn them into birthday cards
Let's go back to your place and make fun of bards
And all the things we thought were hard as kids

I can't remember the last time I slept in someone's arms
That weren't yours
I'm not ready to leave them sorry
I just wish you wouldn't make me leave them

They don't make love like they used to
It's not as good over the phone these days
We don't make conversation like we used to
It's not good face to face these days

What would happen if we took two mirrors and set them up, mirror to mirror?
They'd never stop self reflecting
They'd create a paradox like a box inside of a box
Inside of a box
Inside of a box
Inside of a box
Inside of a box
Inside of a stop
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop

What would your parents say if they heard this?
What would my parents say if they heard this?
Stop changing the subject
Keep your train of thought in tact just once
I'm basically a train wreck
Unless your hands are wrapped around my neck and you're telling me

Let's just make margaritas in the bathroom
Nobody can tell us what to do
If they're listening to "In Bloom" Which isn't even
A very good song
By the way
I just thought you should know that if you didn't already know that

I think the only reason I haven't stopped singing is because you haven't told me to
But this is a prerecorded message so you couldn't even do it if you wanted to
But i've kept these feelings in for hours and i just need you to hear
What i'm feeling because it isn't easy for me
To tell you how i'm feeling

I'm sorry for the time I told you
I was a schizophrenic
I'm not sure what was going through my head
It's probably stupid even bringing it up
You probably already forgot about it
But I thought you should know that I'm sorry for it

How long ago did I say we should go?
It feels like it was days ago
I swear I've seen the sun rise and set since then
Maybe it was just the flowing of my ego
But now all I hear are cups smashing
And thoughts clashing
And sentences racing to get out of my head first

Let's renovate the abandoned funeral home so it has a bedroom
A bathroom and somewhere we can talk about all the things we'd like to do together
That we'll never do together

I wish that we met later on
When I figured myself out
And wasn't so delusional
And we could maybe make this work but no
We're too far away from each other
We never see each other
But what's it to you?

I haven't really given you any breathing room
Or time to think about it
But I also need time to breathe
And room right now
And I need to use the bathroom right about now

Let's get in your car
And listen to something with the volume all the way down
To tune me out because silence probably sounds better than I do
Right now

I think i said everything i needed to say
So let me go to the chorus now
Wait no
I thought of something else to say and if i don't say it now I'll probably forget it

You probably caught me staring at you the other night
I'm sorry i was just looking at your profile
Profile as in, your account, but also as in the side of your face all night, alright?
I don't know why I did it
I really cannot describe it I could
I just don't want to
I had my eyes on your chest
You were asking me "why are you turning red?"
I didn't wanna say it but

I don't wanna touch myself to the thought of your naked body
I just want to touch your half naked body
I just wanna touch myself to the thought of your half naked body
Wait no i wanna touch your half naked body
I don't wanna touch myself to the thought of your naked body
I just want to touch your half naked body
I just wanna touch myself to the thought of your half naked body
Wait no i wanna touch your half naked body
I don't wanna touch myself to the thought of your naked body
I just want to touch your half naked body
I just wanna touch myself to the thought of your half naked body
Wait no i wanna touch your half naked body
I don't wanna touch myself to the thought of your naked body
I just want to touch your half naked body
I just wanna touch myself to the thought of your half naked body
Wait no i wanna touch your half naked body

Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do
I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you
Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do
I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you
Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do
I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you
Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do
I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you
Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do
I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you
Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do
I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you
Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do
I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you
Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do
I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you
Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do
I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you
Text "I LOVE YOU" in all capital letters to 403-963-7337 if you do
I could hear it from a million different people, but the only one I want to hear it from is you

It was pretty much the same as all the previous months
Except that there was now nothing on the television anymore
He put on a little light music instead