I got way too stoned today
Just like I do every day
Started with a bowl of ash
It gets me up but tastes like ass
Swallowed smoke and resin hits
Scooby snacks and coughing fits
I can't get up off the couch
Stoned as f*ck stoned as shit
I'm way too f*cking faded
And maybe a little bit jaded
The bong water is dirty and I'm f*cking thirsty
But I don't give a f*ck that I'm dehydrated
Itchy throat and blood shot eyes
Weak body sedated mind
I can't find my f*cking keys
Guess I'll just go back to sleep
When I run out I'll be looking for some more
Or else I'm scraping resin cause I'm bored
And even though I love it more than I can say
Life's a drag when I smoke weed every day
I don't give a shit
If I don't leave my apartment
For days in a row I'm staying home
To get high and binge watch shows
My dad sent me food money
I just spent it all on weed
I sold nudes for some quick cash
I just spent it all on grass
An ounce in my kitchen cabinet
An ounce in the hallway closet
A couple eighths all over the place
Let's get shitfaced
Spilled ash tray and empty jars
I'm too high to drive a car
Guess I'll just stay in all day
And smoke until I go insane
When I run out I'll be looking for some more
Or else I'm scraping resin cause I'm bored
And even though I love it more than I can say
Life's a drag when I smoke weed every day