Hey Barbara how've you been?
Five winters gone you still look the same
Like Catherine Keener, Mother Teresa
How the hell have you been?
Hey Barbara won't you pour me a drink?
Don't worry I ain't driving tonight
I hear you're sober now, man that's great
I'll still have another drink
Hey Barbara how's your girl?
Did she make it pass the state championships?
Is she chasing her dreams like you raised her to?
Hey Barbara how's your girl?