Crossed the border just to see you
Three whole days combing the bayou
Drove all the way to Saratoga
Is this love or is it just Hot Yoga
Stroke my hair, scratch my back
Then throw me off the track
You caught a cab in New York City
Left me standing with no pity
Playing' twister in Oklahoma
A straight line through Arizona
You feed me cheese like mouse
Put me in a downward facing doghouse
Crossed the border just to see you
Three whole days combing the bayou
Drove all the way to Saratoga
Is this love or is it just Hot Yoga