Grossegrime - Jesus & A Joint Lyrics

I thought I met him once or twice
Felt him hold me in the living room
But that was just because the dabs were nice
And I was searching for answers in an empty tomb
Well, I tried to talk to Jesus
But I never heard him speak
Tell me, what do you want from me?
If I sold all my possessions
Threw my gold into the sea
Would that be enough to save me?
Then I smelled a lovely fragrance
Like a smoldering flower
He said, sit down next to me
There is only one question
That I need to ask you now
Do you smoke any weed?
Do you smoke any weed?
And I know no one would believe me
But I sat on that front porch
Rolling blunts and smoking reds
With Jesus Christ our Lord
And the church would say it's blasphemy
To say Jesus smokes the devil's green
But he's just like you and me
He's just like you and me
And if the Son of God could drink his wine
Then surely I'm sure it's fine
If I like to get high sometimes
He said, son, it's nothing I ain't seen before You can't surprise me anymore
I've been here since the beginning of time And I asked don't that get lonely sometimes?
And I know nobody believes me
But I sat on that front porch
In that pale Tennessee moonlight
Smoking backwoods with the Lord
And if I move the goddamn mountains
Until my legs fall through the floor
Would it be enough for you God
Or would you still ask me for more?