Go Banana Go! - Weird Dad Lyrics

When I was a kid I was into weird things
Like collecting rocks and the Lord of the Rings
I grew up and got married
But I didn't change
I may be a father but I'm still very strange

I'm a weird dad
I'm a weird dad
I was a weird lad
Now I'm a weird dad
And I should probably add this isn't just a fad
Cause life is pretty fun when you're a weird dad

Watch me dance
No, dad!
Is this embarrassing?
Hey sweetie what do you call a fish with a bowtie
Soph-fish-icated
Get it?

When the bus pulls up
And you're home from school
I know that you really just wanna look cool
But not today
Cause I'm out on the lawn breakdancin' with your mom's bathrobe on

I'm a weird dad
I'm a weird dad
I'm in a band with our neighbors called the House Cats
Yeah
And when we're out to eat you'll see me wearing a bib
Cause mission number one is embarrass the kids
He's a weird dad
I'm a weird dad
He's a weird dad
I'm a weird dad

Uh-oh
You guys hear the rock train coming into town you hear those toot toots?
Choo Choo
Hey can Kevin's dad do this
Didn't think so
Hey look I'm Jimi Hendrix!
Woo
Haha haha still got it

I'm hungry
Hi hungry I'm dad
I'm tired
Hi tired I'm dad
I'm bored
Hi bored I'm dad
I'm leaving
Wait you're really leaving
Hi leaving I'm dad

I sing in the shower and I sing when I cook
I use silly voices when I read the kids books
Like

Hi I'm the guy from where the wild things are
Oh my gosh
I'm big and scary
But you always do this
And
Why
Hi I'm a princess
Stop it
And I'm stuck in a tree


I'm a weird dad
I'm a weird dad
I'm just a big hairy dude with a beard dad
Some people might say that I'm out of my mind
But I'm not really crazy I'm just one of a kind
I'm a weird dad

You are a weird daddy
I'm a weird dad
No no no no I'm not asleep I was just resting my eyes
You are the weirdest dad in the world
I'm rubber you're glue and whatever stick bounces says to me I'm sticks to you