Go Banana Go! - Never Take a Monkey to the Movies Lyrics

One Monday morning
We were feeling pretty bored and
My monkey said let's go see a movie
He said I'll buy the popcorn if you buy the soda
I said monkey, you've got yourself a deal

So we went to the movies
And the monkey went crazy
He was throwing his poop all around
I said monkey you're missing the best part of the movie
He said John stop bringing me down

Then he looked really serious and said where's my bananas
I said monkey I didn't bring bananas
He said John, do you even know me?
I can't sit still without bananas
I'm crazy unless I have bananas
Oh great

So I ran to the grocery store
I bought two bananas to calm that poor monkey down
When I got back to the movies
The monkey was sleeping
Cause throwing poo wears monkeys out
Yes, throwing poo wears monkeys out

Yoodle doo have a doo doo
Yoodle-ee doo dee doo doo
Never take a monkey to the movies
(Monkey sounds)
No monkey