Gibby Toombs - Hollywood, WI Lyrics

Every couple of months
I drive deep into the woods
To a little cabin sitting on the lake
And go ice fishing all day
Life's getting stressful back home
Got a lotta work to do
Lotta eyeballs in my zone
See I'm running for president of the United States
They're all counting on me
The hero on the TV
That explains me up here
Drinking a well-earned beer
Ice fishing on the lake
The only time
That I can
Unwind
Hollywood, Wisconsin
Is where I hide
When the cold dark night starts to come
I'll be playing dirty movies and cooking for one
Bought a boom box and some cocaine for the trip
All the way up here
Too far for America to hear
You see I'm running away from it all for the weekend that's it
If you take the pressure off some
You'll be better when it comes back on
That explains me up north
Three whiskeys down back on the horse
Slipping and sliding on the lake
The only time
That I can
Get wild
Hollywood, Wisconsin
Is where I hide
In the crawl space under the stairs
Is where I keep all the bodies from over the years
Let's hope I don't get too bored this time
And take another soul
Just to taste that sweet control
See I'm telling you a lot of things that I hope you won't tell
Civilize me I'm a savior
And the people they need saving
But if I am discovered
Then the unsaved will pay
That explains my cross
Blood is the secret sauce
Unloading
Transforming on the lake
The only time
That I play
The crucifier
Hollywood, Wisconsin
That's where I hide
Before I talk
You should know that I ain't here singing you a sympathy song
I'm gonna die and I wanna go to heaven
With Gandhi and the JFK
I say I say
Here it is
Hit the line and lift my head
Three black bears on the porch trying to get in
Look out the back window there's three more conspiring
Six bears surrounding me on all sides
They must of smelt that marinade
Either way they're coming in and nowhere to hide
And if they kill me here I will be discovered
And that's too much worse than dying
So I find
A pack of matches
And set fire to the curtains and the mattress
Then I pile the bodies, drugs, and videos
Suck in smoke as the bears climb back out the window
Now I'm gone
So is the evidence
And when they talk about me they'll say he
Would have made a good president