Gastronomicon Presents - I Was A Teenage Blob (feat. Jellybaby Starman) Lyrics

I'm just a teenage Blob
A polymorphic slob
I pulse from green to red
I start to drip and spread
I like to keep it slick
It's how I get my kicks

I'm just a teenage Blob
And you can see me throb

I was a teenage blob
Had Zits on every fold
Just a delinquent glob
I never fit no mold
No friends to comfort me
No solidarity

I'm just a teenage Blob
I never had no job

I'm just a teenage Blob
Crept through my high school halls
I had a teenage crush
I left her stuck to walls
They tried to hold me back
I slipped under the crack

I'm just a teenage Blob
Facing an angry mob

I was a teenage Blob
A Restless pseudopod
Digested half my class
Nobody found it odd
Wish I could stop this pain
I'm leaving through the drain

There goes the teenage Blob
Now can't you hear me sob

Baby

Baby can't you hear me sob?