Friends of the Oval - The First Rule of Survival Lyrics

Leave half on the bureau
The other half on the dash
I like my payment in Euro
And I like my payment in cash

I want you listening closely
I'm only saying this once
It's what the universe owes me
It's what the customer wants

We all got things from our twenties
That we pretend to regret
A contact folder named Enemies
A mountain of debt

A flattened bicycle courier
A burning Fung Wah bus
I hear they're suing someone
I hope to God it's not us


Every day
Brings a whole new role to play
I've seen things
Obscene things
And every night
Pulls the black wool tight
On my my my my
Pinhole camera
Pinhole camera
Pinhole camera

There'll be no hand on the Bible
There'll be no taxi at five
The first rule of survival
Is to f*cking survive

The fee structure is standard
No credit no prob
You'll like the services rendered
I love my job

Every day
Brings a whole new role to play
I've seen things
Obscene things
Cause every night
Brings a whole new life to light
In my my my my
Pinhole camera
Pinhole camera
Pinhole camera
Pinhole camera